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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you retweet a compliment about how humble you are?"
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"I dated an Optometrist, but just had to break up with her She was a great girl, but really annoying in bed. She kept on saying, ""So, do you like it better like this? Or like this?"""
"No, I'm not ""lackadaisical"", I'm lazy, which is the same only 3 whole syllables less."
"The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least."
"I'd get lost less frequently if GPS would say ""no, your other left."""
"A hotel just offered me a job making beds. I think I'll turn them down."
"I once had to draw Mohammed in pictionary Turns out he was also a known boxer and game night at the mosque was ruined (Not happy with the latter part of this ""joke"". Feel free to make suggestions)"
"How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'"
"A ship full of red paint crashes into a island... The sailors were marooned."
"Roger Federer was doing an interview... ... when the interviewer asked him how he felt about his countries flag being displayed by so many of his fans in the arena he replied ""Well, it's a big plus"""