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Joke of the Day
"How Did the Janitor Get Rich? Sweepstakes."
Next Joke
"What do you call an Asian male with no penis? An Asian porn star"
"Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity?"
"1) get drunk. 2) have sex. 3) leave taco bell. DONT TELL ME HOW TO PARTY!"
"I saw a sausage fly by my window I must be going insane it was actually a bird. I think I've taken a Tern for the Wurst"
"ME: I hit my neighbors car. CAT: I killed my last 4 owners. ME: YOU CAN TALK! CAT: ... ME: Wait, what did you just say? CAT: *blinks*"
"TIFU by hiring a footlong sandwich as a replacement teacher. Oops, wrong sub."
"""Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong."" Muhammad Ali"
"Why did the CS major quit his job? He didn't get arrays."
"So, this co-worker stated that she makes ice cubes with her leftover alcohol. I'm confused. What's leftover alcohol?"