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Joke of the Day
"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."
Next Joke
"I recently got so excited shopping online... I accidentally shipped my pants."
"Neighbor thinks I'm stalking her. Any time she hears a noise she is purified. Petrified! Sorry, not easy reading a diary thru binoculars."
"I tried to do an intense workout that involved 500 sit ups per day But my body couldn't take the ab use"
"My father has a big wallet and drives a huge car! He's a busdriver."
"Wife: He makes puns all the time Therapist: You should punish him Husband: But every punishment to be different"
"I told my therapist what you said and she's gonna call your therapist and you're in big trouble"
"Did you hear about that new lesbian reversal medicine? It's called Trycoxagin."
"Birds can be dangerous. Do you know what's the primary risk that woodpeckers pose to women? Splinters."
"What do you call a camel in Alaska? Lost."