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Joke of the Day

"Want to feel old? Tsar Simeon I of Bulgaria would be 1,150 years old today!"

"A clown was walking by yesterday with a load of red socks turns out it was both of his boots"

"Wake Up People! Ottoman cannons can't melt Byzantine walls! The Fall of Constantinople was an inside job!"

"Yo mama's so intrinsic she compounds daily. All my finance majors out there."

"How come NASCAR drivers don't get along with each other? Because they're racists. (Race-ists)"

"You probably didn't hear about the power outage in New York City... I think the news should have shed more light on it."

"Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her"

"My head says ""go to the gym"" but my heart says, ""stay on the internet forever and eat!"""

"Do buses and trains run on time? Usually yes. No they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks."

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover? Give her a shovel..."