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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell when someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"This orange does not taste right... I think I'm gonna put it back in the crayon box."
"What idiot named her Miley Cyrus' grandma and not Nana Montana."
"Was talking to a friend about taking many baths a day. ""There's no harm in taking baths repeatedly unless you are soap."""
"I went to this restaurant on the beach in Florida and ordered something called the Pelican Burger. It was good, but the bill was enormous."
"Did you hear about the clever nun who got tricked? She was nun the wiser"
"I wanted to make an impromptu joke. But I wasn't ready."
"A new study shows twitter is more addictive than crack. A scientist who looks suspiciously like my wife said ""better put down that phone."""
"Why are ophans no good at baseball? They dont know where home is."
"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized"""