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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell when someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"Trust me, when they make a pill that REALLY makes your d!ck grow, that commercial will be on during the Super Bowl, not 3am!"
"What made the insomniac so boring? He just wasn't into resting."
"Wordpress is shutting down? http://www.everydayfails.com/articles/wordpress-is-shutting-down/"
"I went into my sons room and found a mouse, so I stamped it to death. It would have been so much easier if there wasn't a fucking cage around it."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef"
"My friends definitely cannot handle their alcohol. Last night they dropped me 3 times carrying me out of the bar"
"Why do people paint eggs for Easter? Bunnies squirm too much."
"So, I'm officially off the market. Got a DM from a faceless Avi proposing marriage in broken English. We're planning a June wedding!"
"Trump is the perfect candidate for American guys who secretly believe they could come out of the stands and score a touchdown"