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"You can chew on the end of the pencil But you can't erase the tooth."
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"Husband's early morning farts sound like they end with a question mark. The answer is ""No."""
"What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don't eat broccoli."
"""Welcome to the Association Against Acronyms & Abbreviations, your office is this way..."" - ""We should call it AAAA!"" ""You're fired."""
"Never take a Chess enthusiast to a restaurant with checkered tablecloths!......It'll take them an hour to pass the salt!!!"
"What do you call the first migrant off the boat? Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim"
"The only difference between the people I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him."
"How to piss off a female archaeologist... Hand her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from."
"No one, NO ONE, hates their life more than the dude driving a minivan with the stick figure family decals on the back window."
"(Restaurant joke) What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip."