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Joke of the Day

"No one, NO ONE, hates their life more than the dude driving a minivan with the stick figure family decals on the back window."

"USA: ""Hey nachos, today's your big day!"" Nachos: ""What about Cinco de Mayo?"" USA: ""What'd you just say?"" Nachos: ""Nothing."""

"To gangs that carve their names into public toilet seats: A) Why? B) Haha, you touched a public toilet seat."

"wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years"

"A date so good... I eat 10 more."

"Did you hear about the two gay guys that got into a fight at the bar? They went out to the parking lot to exchange blows."

"My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe."

"I would. What kind of idiot would put the punchline in the title?"

"What's the only thing worse than a poop joke? A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it."

"Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College? He got a fool scholarship."