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Joke of the Day

"""Welcome to the Association Against Acronyms & Abbreviations, your office is this way..."" - ""We should call it AAAA!"" ""You're fired."""

"What's the difference between a woman and a toilet? The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it."

"What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !"

"How does a Mexican know when he's hungry? His ass stops burning."

"Why are shoes always tied in the ghetto? Because if not, you always be trippin nigga."

"Just been watching the Olympic ladies beach volleyball and there's already been a wrist injury. But I should be okay by Monday."

"""Normal people"" are the most fucked up people you will ever meet."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who cloned himself to see what he would taste like? It made him shit himself."

"How do you eat a computer? byte by byte."

"What do you call a bee with a toe? ""Toby"""