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Joke of the Day

"How to piss off a female archaeologist... Hand her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from."

"What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school? He went to Europe to study a-Broderick"

"Just finished my Sexual Violence Prevention and Awareness Training. It was very informative and I feel much safer. Plus I totally raped the quiz at the end, 100%."

"What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink? WAA-TAA!"

"A shark walked into a bark..."

"I didn't send Christmas cards this year, what with the economy and all. Mostly I'm just lazy, but blaming the economy is so much more fun."

"How dare you incinerate that I don't know big words."

"what if you looked as good as your best selfie all the time wouldnt that be wonderful"

"According to the Bible, what company was the first car manufacturer? Honda. Because Jesus and his apostles were in one accord."

"Girl: Did you like that cake Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes very much. Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste."