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Joke of the Day

"What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup"

"What's a polar bears favourite pasta? Penguini!"

"Q: What was Bob the Builder called after he retired? A: Bob."

"Hey guys! Remember the golden rules this festive season, when shopping in crowded places; 1/Walk slow 2/Stop for no reason 3/Repeat above"

"Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a ""Do you like me? Yes or no?"" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends."

"Why don't catholics wear condoms? Because little boys can't get pregnant."

"[an octopus seeing a snake for the first time] OMG a foot!"

"I could win the Nobel Peace Prize and not feel as accomplished as I do when I successfully put together something from Ikea."

"How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !"

"Some of my lowest points are when I try to ""like"" an email"