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Joke of the Day
"Q: What was Bob the Builder called after he retired? A: Bob."
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"What do you call a shy rapper? Lil' Confidence"
"I dare you to read the New Testament, except substitute every ""Jesus"" with ""Pizza Hut"" and tell me it isn't the greatest business plan ever."
"Despite my drinking, I can honestly say I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman But man I've woke up with a few."
"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher."
"need to find a better way to trick my dog into taking his medication bc the last 2 times he tricked me into taking it"
"How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse? When they blow, you got no power!!"
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women can't resist anything 25% off"
"What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas? Cancer."
"Oh, you left me a voicemail? Next time just tape a note to the door of the apartment I moved out of six years ago."