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Joke of the Day

"Q: What was Bob the Builder called after he retired? A: Bob."

"If you legally change your name to 'You're Free to Go' then it's impossible to get arrested."

"new iPhone 7 son: Daddy, buy me the new iPhone 7 Dad: What is the magic word? son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case?"

"How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple except for the rabbit."

"My brothel has no regular customers... People just cum and go."

"A crime boss works part time selling grass to people in his home city... I went over to his shop and asked if I could help him with his sales. He told me to stay off his turf."

"Why Does Waldo Wear Stripes? Because he doesn't want to be SPOTTED!!!"

"Him: So what are you into? Me: *thinking of the newspaper cutouts of Justin Trudeau all over my bedroom walls and ceiling* Politics."

"What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger."

"What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter? Owens can finish a race."