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Joke of the Day

"Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a ""Do you like me? Yes or no?"" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends."

"I used to be indecisive. But now I'm not so sure."

"I like finger painting. I once painted a finger... on my finger, it was really good, no one could tell"

"What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon? The New York Mankeys!"

"The amount of people that shout ""Boo!"" to their friends has risen by 85%. That's a frightening statistic."

"Now a joke for all you psychics on reddit."

"What do you call a productive Asian? China get something done."

"What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !"

"How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye? Looking for love in all the wrong places."

"Tell me twitter, just how the f am I similar to a Buick dealership?"