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Joke of the Day

"Why don't catholics wear condoms? Because little boys can't get pregnant."

"I wondered why everyone said I had ""bed hair"", until I looked in the mirror and noticed a tiny mattress on top of my head."

"Age is just a number? I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with a $5. Don't worry, they're just numbers."

"Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."""

"Did you hear about the temple that burnt down? Holy smokes."

"Want to hear a gay joke? Nevermind... it's kinda gay"

"What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady? Depends..."

"I just had a coughing fit and think I accidently created a Nicki Minaj song featuring Ke$ha. Sorry, you guys."

"My friend's getting rich by selling photos of koi in clothes. He says it's as easy as shooting fish in apparel."

"Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything."