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Joke of the Day

"How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in."

"What's similar between Gump and Trump? They are both mentally challenged and ""just felt like runnin'"""

"Password. ""I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."""

"Recently scientist found an actual biographical journal of Rip Van Winkle And the rest is history"

"The internet is down at work. I took my top off and lit a campfire. Coyotes are near. I'll sacrifice Todd from HR. How do you hunt rabbit?"

"WAT DO WE WAMT ""woaw calm dowm dude"" WHEN DO WE WAMT IT ""u kno this is just a line to try ham sampels at costco right"""

"[he picks me up on 1st date] Him: What do you have there? Me: [struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down] Ham."

"I'm a ginja. What is that you might say? A ginger ninja"

"I was running down a street and saw a bloke, I shouted ""Run quick, some lions have escaped from the zoo.""He said ""which way are they heading?"" I replied ""Well, I'm not chasing the fuckers."""

"Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day."