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Joke of the Day

"Password. ""I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."""

"I bet the women who only tweet about sex are probably some of the nicest men you'll ever meet in person."

"Don't date a left handed girl... righty tighty lefty loosey"

"did you hear the one about the deaf guy? niether did he."

"I like my pizza like i like my square root of 64. Ate."

"They say you can get to a man's heart through his stomach... Unless he's a vegetarian. Then you can get there through his vagina."

"I feel a sense of accomplishment when I keep a pen long enough for the ink to run out."

"Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon."

"For a quiet ride, buckle the empty seatbelt beside a child and tell them not to wake up the ghost."

"What's the best way to dispose of a dead body? Was asking for a friend, but he was being a whiny shit about it, so now I'm asking for me."