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Joke of the Day

"Password. ""I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."""

"The best joke today.... Lol @ your username"

"Just a short joke you are probably pretty familiar with yep, it's your penis"

"Did you hear about the man who invented the knock knock joke? He won the Nobel prize. (Sorry if this has been posted before, I heard it today for the first time and it made my day)"

"i once heard that in the old days, you received a last name based on your profession. if so, what the hell was John Hancock's career?"

"What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th? *Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*"

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in alphabetical order as it should be."

"A dog limps into a bar. Says, ""I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw""."

"My wife is weird... She begins every conversation with ""Were you even listening to me?"""

"The worst part about being bitten by a venomous spider... ...Is that you're probably Australian"