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Joke of the Day

"I'm a ginja. What is that you might say? A ginger ninja"

"Why did Hitler visit the optometrist so much? cause he could nazi"

"What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems? A feminist."

"Two roommates were arguing... About who gets to use the microwave first. Then things started getting heated."

"Whats long and green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger."

"I sexually identify as a Canadian... I'm eh-sexual."

"What do you call introverted hobbits? Shyer folk"

"Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches, and there are no dental records."

"No, really, you should definitely reblog fifty more versions of that ""Keep Calm and Carry On"" poster."

"A seal walks into a club... that is all."