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Joke of the Day

"WAT DO WE WAMT ""woaw calm dowm dude"" WHEN DO WE WAMT IT ""u kno this is just a line to try ham sampels at costco right"""

"Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out."

"Who's bigger? Mr. Bigger? Or Mr. Bigger's baby? The baby, because it is a little Bigger."

"Why did the chickens cross the road? Because they were Turkish."

"I just bought a new computer... When i turned it on, instead of saying ""Welcome"", it said "" Hello"". It's a Dell."

"'Tell me you want me' he ordered. 'I want you' she said. 'Now tell me you need me.' 'I need you' she sighed. She hated calling tech support."

"What do you call it when a cat howls? It Meyowls"

"I am not a ride or die chick. I have questions. Where we going? Will there be food? Why do I have to die? Why didn't you like my last pic?.."

"Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?"

"Everybody loves pussies... Except the dong lovers. *dog :P"