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Joke of the Day

"I have to admit my heart broke a little when I heard the lady at Starbucks call the guy in line behind me ""sweetie"" too."

"Guess what I had for breakfast this morning. .. Ebola of cereal!"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One-to hold the bulb to the socket while the world revolves around them."

"To anyone who has a problem with pedophiles: Grow up."

"Trying to be less negative but it'll never work."

"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?"

"Plane Related Joke I flew TransAtlantic last month. I couldn't believe it when I saw my old mate Jack on the same flight. I shouted out ""Hi Jack!"" And six Yanks shat themselves."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog"

"Wife lets me be on top..... Last night My wife let me be on top. I fucking love bunk beds."

"How do you know your dog is gay? When his dick tastes like your husband's ass"