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Joke of the Day

"British people must really like Leia in the new Star Wars movie. Stiff upper lip!"

"I was in a nightclub grinding on a girl. When someone said, ""What the fuck are you doing with that skateboard?"""

"Wife just gave birth to our second child and told me I need to appreciate her more I promised to worship the ground she stomps on"

"Call me crazy but ""dropping the ball"" does not sound like a good way to start off a new year."

"What do horses eat on the internet? Hayy lmao"

"Anyone know the lyrics to ""Around the world"" by daft punk? I always forget.."

"If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me."

"What's 9+10? 21 pairs of Deez Nuts"

"Aquaman: Come on in the water is great. Ironman: Sorry dude I have rust issues."

"I have someone I want you meet - how is she? - she full - ehh... - of love - great! - to food - ..."