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Joke of the Day

"There's no way the Ninja Turtles would have those ripped abs. You can't do crunches with a shell attached to your back. Trust me I've tried."

"Finland's borders Are Finland's borders called the finnish lines?"

"I've heard of trauma causing blindness like when Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walked in on each other masturbating"

"Q: Why did the ox fall down the hill? A: It was an oxident."

"I remember 2016 As if it were a normal year."

"Can a woman make a man a millionaire? Only if he's a billionaire. Credits to Kevin Hart"

"What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code."

"Masturbation isn't illegal ...but I'm sure if it was, people would take the law into their own hands."

"If I were a girl who knew a lot about cars, I'd open up a body shop called Lady Parts."

"How do you know when a singer is at the door? First they don't know when to come in, and then they can't find the key."