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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the erectile dysfunction support group meeting? It was a total flop, nobody came."

"Doctor told me I will die soon. Bastard found out I was banging his wife."

"I failed my Biology test yesterday I was asked to name a parasite currently living in Britain. Apparently 'Muslims' isn't the correct answer."

"A little boy asked his mother ""Mommy... why is daddy running in zig-zags in the back yard?"" ""Shut up and reload!"" she said."

"*lady shares a wallet photo of her son* *i pull out a 20-part accordion wallet photo set of my dogs*"

"How do you make a coffee sad? You mocha..."

"If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders who supported Atlas ? His wife !"

"What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist."

"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *(choking sounds)*"