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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish boy goes up to his father and asks for 5 dollars. The father responds, ""4 dollars!! Oh my god what do you need 3 dollars for??!!!"""

"My friend's getting rich by selling photos of koi in clothes. He says it's as easy as shooting fish in apparel."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin"

"Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure."

"Involuntary Owl Knock knock. Who's there? Involuntary owl. Involuntary owl who?"

"Equally cool alternatives to air guitar: Air slap bass Air harmonica Silent pig auctions Balloons hitting people The letter Q"

"So a fisherman is having an argument with a stain on his shirt.. And the stain says ""I'm fish jizz, thank you."" And the fisherman replies ""No, you're whale-cum"""

"What did the lazy suspect say to the court? I haven't done anything to warrant a rest."

"You know what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket? Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"

"Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people."