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Joke of the Day
"I painted my scanner black so it would run faster. Now it can't read."
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"The fight against Hilary and Donald If Hilary wins a door to women's rights will be opened and if Donald Trump won the there won't be anyone to open that door"
"I like my women how I like my coffee... Without a dick."
"What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand? Respiridol"
"My mate borrowed 20 grand for plastic surgery. Now I don't know what he looks like."
"Do you know why George Washington 's father forgive him? Because Washington still holding the axe"
"How many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just compliment it and get pissed when it wont screw."
"Why did the stoner eat cannabis-infused chocolate laxatives? Just for shits 'n' giggles..... Bored at work thought I'd make up a joke"
"Hi my name is, Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop."
"If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again."