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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand? Respiridol"

"Last night I was using Google docs This morning I decided to use Google moorings."

"Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too."

"What's brown ans sticky??? a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)"

"Be wary about dating a female that pronounces the letter H silent Especially when she tells you that all she wants is happiness."

"One thing that Trump's supporters love most about him is his authenticity... Unfortunately, he also embodies the most dangerous example of inauthenticity: the combover."

"""If I wanted to see a clown, I would have gone to the circus."" What I actually said: ""Yes, Claire, you're makeup looks lovely today!"""

"Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !"

"Has the airplane joke been posted yet? Eh never mind, it'll go over your head."

"A midwife delivered a baby and asked the mother "" wow your baby has such lovely hair, does he get it from his dad?"" The new mother replied "" I don't know, he wore a hat"""