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Joke of the Day
"If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again."
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"A baby crawls into a bar... He asks the bartender for a milk. The bartender says, ""I guess you want that in a bottle?"". The baby replies, ""What do you have on tit?"""
"If you're asking me to choose sides, I'll always choose potato salad."
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"God: One last thing before I let you in. Let's look at your Google search history. Me: I'll show myself out."