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Joke of the Day
"If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again."
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"If you see a cat with a dart in it, that's my cat and I need him back, we aren't done yet."
"What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania? It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
"Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you."
"*live news report - You survived a fall of thousands of feet... - Yes. - Parachute failed? - Parachute? Haha. No. It was raining centipedes."
"I feel a bit overdressed here at WalMart because my pajamas match."
"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? because she was a woman!"
"Eating a rock is actually good for you. It's full of minerals!"
"Yesterday I took LSD and I wrestled with a grass snake for three hours. On a side note, our garden hose is completely wrecked."
"What happens when the pope dies Another one popes up"