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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my coffee... Without a dick."
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"What do you call a french organized crime detective? J'accuza"
"After several drinks last night, I had a great Buzz. Unfortunately I was no longer able to get a Woody."
"What's the best thing about Sweden? I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus."
"And the Lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"Why didn't the President fight with the chair? Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists."
"A gymnast walks on a bar."
"So this blonde walks in to a computer store... ... and says to the employee; have you got any curtains? Employee says; um no sorry this is a computer store Blonde; duhh, I have windows."
"It's not that Jake couldn't juggle It's that he didn't have the balls to do it"
"A German is at the border to go to Poland. The officer asks him: Name? Hans Gruber. Address? 123 SpiegelStrasse, Berlin Occupation? Nein, just visiting."