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Joke of the Day

"I had dinner with Garry Kasparov last night... I had dinner with Garry Kasparov last night and there was a checkered tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt."

"In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time."

"My minivan is always rocking, but it's usually because I'm trying to smack one of the kids in the backseat while I drive."

"Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes."

"What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them."

"Husband: ""Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?"" Wife: ""Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce Shall we go out and have a cake'!"""

"What's the difference between a black man and happiness? You can't buy happiness!"

"Timmy, you're a great son but the YouTube analytics data from our home movies show that people think you're boring so go live in the attic."

"Why doesn't the gastroenterologist have any friends? He's always talking shit."

"Cannibal (N.) ~ Someone who is fed up with people."