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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a black man and happiness? You can't buy happiness!"
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"My favorite tree died earlier. Now I have mourning wood."
"I hate gaining ten pounds for a role And then realising I'm not an actor."
"Cabbies, stop acting like paying with a credit card is the worst thing to happen to you since you were a child soldier in your homeland."
"If we all just agree that we're fine, we'll never again have to ask each other how we are."
"How best to save the iPhone from FBI? Crack it before they hack it."
"Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !"
"Today's workout. Light weights. 1 hour parkouring rooftops on my block. It's surprising how many people have skylights in their bathrooms."
"What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text? Poe-etry"
"ME: The plane has wifi? Sweet, I'm going to Skype call that radio psychic. RADIO PSYCHIC: Go ahead caller, you're on the air ME: HOLY SHIT"