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Joke of the Day
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already"
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"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated"
"NEWSFLASH: Billy Corgan has permanently lost his voice, and can only lip sync his songs... Going forward his band will be known as 'DUBSMASHING PUMPKINS'."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Given away for free at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting."
"A pedo, an alcoholic, and a priest walk in to a bar. And that's just the first guy."
"""We should clean the bathroom."" ""Why? Are we moving?"""
"What up Holmes? ~Watson"
"I once new a guy that worked at a tool and die company... ...He was hit with a tool, and died"
"What did terrorist say to my friend Jack? Hi Jack!"
"Why was christopher never in the same place? Because he's always Walken"