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Joke of the Day

"Does it disturb anyone else that ""The Los Angeles Angels"" baseball team translates directly to ""The The Angels Angels""?"

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."

"/r/Jokes won't get this an actual funny joke"

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that got an award? It was for being outstanding in his field."

"Do not use the word ""ghetto"" indiscriminately unless referring to that booty there. Daaaaamn!"

"9: Whatcha watching? Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there? Me: Two people. 9: Are they married? Me: Not for long."

"Thanks to the 96 years of sun bathing grandma doesn't need a leather jacket to ride on the motorcycle with me."

"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty"

"[trying to unhook a bra] *kung fu noises*"

"I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck."