27065

Joke of the Day

"""The total cost would be 3000,"" said the funeral director. ""And that includes digging the grave."" ""Is that the whole thing?"" I asked. He replied, ""Yes, that's the hole thing."""

Next Joke
 
"I just like to sleep naked... The flight attendant could have been a bit more understanding."
"Swimming Is Good For You... Especially if you are drowning."
"You know what I find odd? Every other number"
"Yo momma's so ugly... When the cops shoot her, the bullets come back and ask for blindfolds."
"What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders? He quit running."
"Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas? I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time."
"My girlfriend and I had sex in her parent's bed. It got really awkward when they woke up."
"After reading your recent updates, I'm surprised that Facebook hasn't yet asked you, ""Whatever's on your mind, could you keep it to yourself?"""
"What do you call a car accident between two Nissan pick-up trucks? Crash of the Titans"