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Joke of the Day

"Failed biology because apparently the answer to ""what is commonly found in cells?"" Isn't ""Blacks and Mexicans"""

"Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them"

"Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs I stole this joke from somewhere..."

"A soldier gets his entire left half of him blown off by a landmine He's alright now though."

"My neighbour has diabetes and now she won't make me cupcakes anymore, its like bad things always happen to me."

"One I heard at a restaurant ""Am I the first girl you ever kissed?"" She whispered softly to her date. ""It's possible"" he admitted, ""Were you at Lake Geneva in 2004?"""

"Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out."

"Met two guys named Andre coincidentally It was a real double ent""andre"""

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How do you get his little legs open?"

"Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."