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Joke of the Day

"Failed biology because apparently the answer to ""what is commonly found in cells?"" Isn't ""Blacks and Mexicans"""

"SANTA: Mhm, and I see here that you have the power of flight, which wo- SUPERMAN W/ ANTLERS TIED TO HIS HEAD: Look, I really need this job."

"Me: What did you learn in kindergarten today? 5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery."

"What do you call a violent Buddhist? A Zero."

"How do you kill a Mormon? Bore them to death."

"A Termite Walks Into A Bar and Asks, ""Is the Bar Tender Here?"""

"Two newborns are having a conversation... 1: You look worried. What's wrong? 2: It's about my Dad. 1: What about him? 2: I saw him with Mom last night. I think he's stealing my milk."

"Group of 12 year old girls: We're scared of boys. Me: OMG, me tooooooo!"

"Ho Ho Ho Do you know; There is a dyslexic devil cult who worship Santa??"

"All these people on FB posting pics of their kids makes feel so blessed...I don't have ugly children."