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Joke of the Day
"If the rapper Logic had an evil twin... His name would be Psycho-Logic."
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"Backache Darren This is a joke I wrote before I discovered reddit. I shall link to it thusly: http://vulpes-aurum.deviantart.com/art/Backache-Darren-149248532"
"Why did the cautious gambler never go camping? He didn't want to stake his tent."
"Hey Seattle, Wanna win the Superbowl? No thanks, We'll pass!"
"There is a guy in my area pooping on people's cars. He's currently public enemy number 2."
"After DST I stopped to visit my dyslexic friend... http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/12d1747cd7/the-agony-of-dyslexia"
"What's the difference between circus and strip club? Circus is full of cunning stunts."
"Man l: ""I got my wife a VCP for her birthday"" Man 2: ""Don't you mean a VCR?"" Man 1: ""No a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"""
"Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America? ... Because he wasn't an Amirkhan"
"What does Batman like in his drinks? Just ice"