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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor My aboriginal neighbour was telling me he got his kids a trampoline and a couple of bikes off the Internet for Christmas, I asked him which site he used, and he replied google earth"

"A guy did squats at a talent show... He called it a stand up routine."

"It's only TMI if you're ugly."

"What kind of car does a pirate drive? Toyota YARis"

"How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? They don't have to change the light bulb, they buy LED's.....My first original joke submitted to reddit! Hope you like :)"

"OMG! I just got an email (in my bulk mail folder) from Oprah Winfrey!!! She's gonna help me increase the size of my penis!!!"

"employee: over 100 ppl were killed by the dinosaurs again CEO: my God [10yrs later] CEO: what if we made a dinosaur theme park again lmao"

"Remember: if you see a tie on my doorknob, it means I'm taking the door to prom"

"My weird paranoid neighbor, shreds all her mail and closes all the shades. But never locks her basement window."

"Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love... But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic..."