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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor My aboriginal neighbour was telling me he got his kids a trampoline and a couple of bikes off the Internet for Christmas, I asked him which site he used, and he replied google earth"

"Sometimes when I'm riding in an uber, I like to request another uber. Instant car chase."

"My friend kept nagging me to donate one of my prepositions to charity. Eventually, I gave in."

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade."

"If I'm ever in a coma, don't try to wake me. I'm doing what I love."

"What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving? For me it's three weeks."

"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his whopper."

"Birds can be dangerous. Do you know what's the primary risk that woodpeckers pose to women? Splinters."

"My wife tried on a dress, it did not fit. She bought a cake out of frustration. IT FIT."

"Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ? Because there is no try."