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Joke of the Day
"I'm the only child in my family. My mom said she learns from her mistakes."
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"Imagine your relief if you had a dream your daughter was dating a DJ then woke up & remembered she was dating a ferris wheel operator."
"Now tell me how old your baby is in HOURS."
"Oh is it really raining outside? Please post a status update for all of us with no windows."
"FBI: If you testify you'll have to go into the Witness Protection Program ME: I'll do it FBI: Your wife and kids too ME: Oh ok never mind"
"My momma always said life is like a load of laundry. Sometimes you gotta separate the colors from the whites."
"So I Live In Florida And Wanna Be A Male Stripper... I heard Orlando's nightclub loves people that aim to make their audience drop dead"
"If a car is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? Zero! Snakes don't have armpits!"
"I banged my co-worker... Guess my Dad was right, I am a little shit eater."