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Joke of the Day

"People who say their migraine is going to be the death of them are totally right because I just killed a lady right after she said that."

"Did you hear about the new Die Hard where Willis Infiltrates a Corrupt Nunnery? ""*Bad Habits Die Hard.*"""

"Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time? No one told him he's black."

"""We need a solid plan to defeat ISIS."" Galaxy Note 7: I have an idea"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !"

"Mufasa didn't die, he just went out for a pack of smokes and a newspaper. - The Lyin' King"

"This is shit Said the winner of world anagram championship"

"Life tip: If you're curious if you've gotten fat, have a kid draw your picture."

"The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking"

"What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up? Let's go back to being cousins."