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Joke of the Day
"what if you looked as good as your best selfie all the time wouldnt that be wonderful"
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"A recent study showed that 93% of the people in Detroit have had shower sex The other 7% have not been to jail."
"Remember: You are like a snowflake. Beautiful. Unique. White. Only here for a short time. People get mad when you sit on their cars."
"When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell."
"John Fogerty's ""Centerfield"" makes no sense. I'm pretty sure he'd fly first-class."
"""Hey, we're best friends! This is the most fun ever! Lets take some pictures!"" - drunk people"
"Chuck Norris doesn't have hairy balls because hair does not grow on steel."
"If you pitch a non-superhero, non-remake, non-sequel film in Hollywood they send your family to a work camp."
"The neighbours dogs woke me up last night barking loudly. So I threw my shoes out of the window at them and that shut them up. It was a pair of hush puppies."
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg. Classic."