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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris doesn't have hairy balls because hair does not grow on steel."

"A man robbed me of all my milk, cream, cheese, and butter. How dairy.."

"As a bootleg vet, I get asked to turn cats into dogs it's a ruff job."

"Joakim noah injury It is a shame what happened to him, the amount of injuries this NBA season is to damn high! Edit: was informed his face was always like that."

"I invented a new word today! Plagiarism."

"How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? Well, it's not hard."

"What do you call a pig on a leash? Pulled Pork"

"Me: Nice new car, boss Boss: Well, if you set yourself targets, work hard, stay focused, next year I'll be able to buy an even better one"

"Sometimes u see the moon during the day and it's like, wow, how embarrassing. Showed up early because you were bored? Get a life, nerd moon."

"What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit? Throw me a frickin bone here."