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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris doesn't have hairy balls because hair does not grow on steel."

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? [Click here for the punchline](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1yya5x/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_in_suspense/)"

"You can't blame me for making jokes about the earthquake. It's not my fault."

"Did you hear that the guy who invented predictive text has died. His funfair is next sundial."

"""Do NOT wake her up! It took me thirty minutes to get her to shut up and go to sleep."" -Conversation I just had about a damn Furby."

"We have to break up. What? Why? It's not Staryu... it's Starmie."

"What do you call 20 niggers in the emergency room? Family reunion They even brought a bucket of KFC"

"Yo mama is so fat... that when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody."

"Took nephew out for lunch. The waitress asked what he'd like. After a stunned silence, I explained 'quiche' was not pronounced 'quickie'."

"What do you call a fat mexican jedi? Obese Juan Kenobi"