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Joke of the Day

"When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell."

"What do you call a fake noodle? An ImPASTA!"

"Why are vaginas called beavers? because beavers eat wood"

"- Hi, this is NSA calling. - Yes, I know. - How do you know? -- My phone is turned off."

"Teenage Mutant African Mammals Lionardo Giraffael Rhinotello Michelantelope"

"I changed my mind Wife: I changed my mind... Husband: Does the new one work?"

"They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs."

"What is the difference between ""ooooooh""and ""aaaaaaah""? About three inches. "

"A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race. The cabbage was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to catch up."

"I have a horse named mayo... Mayo neighs."