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Joke of the Day
"""Hey, we're best friends! This is the most fun ever! Lets take some pictures!"" - drunk people"
Next Joke
"While I appreciate that you're bringing sexy back, if we're not also discussing who took sexy away, we're only enabling future sexy problems"
"I've got a great sense of humor *closes eyes and tilts head slightly upward* yes. there is humor nearby. 40, no, 50 yards from here"
"Reddit's turning into 1980's America Mass privatization, and everyone is blaming the Chinese."
"A Newfie walks into a doctor's office... And says ""Doc b'y, I tinks I got dat H2N2 disease."" Doctor replied ""ummm...don't you mean H1N1?"" Newfie says ""No b'y, dis is twice as bad as dat!"""
"""Why do people get plastic surgery? Why can't you just admit that it's over? Stop trying to look fuckable in your 50's."" @MaleHonesty86"
"What happened when Hitler lost his glasses? He could Nazi."
"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair."
"I used to brush my teeth before I got hooked on plaque I made this joke when my 2 year old son refused to brush his teeth"
"You look so perfect standing there, In my American Apparel underwear, But I know now you probably opened the wrong Christmas present grandma"