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Joke of the Day

"How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S? It's an ill-eagle activity"

"My math teacher used to call me average. How mean!"

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's offensive to talk about."

"Waiter waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes ma'am they can't stand the boiling water."

"What do engineers use for birth control? Their personalities"

"Hey, are you cold? Go over to the corner, it's 90 degress"

"You have the perfect face for radio."

"Once I've read about the perils of alcoholism I've decided to stop... ...reading."

"I just had sex with an Astronaut ... It was outta this world"

"*Filling out application* Sex: ""no thanks"" Well maybe I should write yes... I really need this job. You know what? Yeah sure I'll take sex."