115595

Joke of the Day

"My math teacher used to call me average. How mean!"

"I had an Ethiopian blend of coffee this morning... It didn't taste very rich."

"Women call it a secret sixth sense, men call it paranoia."

"People who decorate their cars for Christmas are in serious need of help."

"I feel like HGTV is creating some false expectations for the attractiveness of the contractor you hire for home renovations."

"And they lived apathetically ever after."

"""This is some good shit!"" A gourmet fly."

"There are two kinds of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in you ass."

"A CHICKEN AND AN EGG A chicken and an egg walked into a hotel room. 20 minutes later the chicken came out smoking a cigarette and said, ""Well, I guess that solves that question."""