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Joke of the Day

"What do engineers use for birth control? Their personalities"

"Black or white... We all have white in our blood."

"Why does government matter? It doesn't."

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because the B shells are too small and the D shells are too big!"

"Coco The Clown took his car back to the garage this week. The door wouldn't fall off."

"How do you get a whale off a beach? A whale-barrow!"

"When a couple breaks up never believe her story Why? Because only history is reliable."

"The only real importance in life is getting ahead. Head. I meant to say head."

"I ate 15 raw oysters last night at the restaurant. I paid for it with exploding diarrhea. I think they would have preferred cash."

"I used to have a weird affliction that caused me to alter all my Reddit posts to add the names of my favourite Frasier and Cheers actors but I'm over it now. Edit: Grammer"