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Joke of the Day
"I like musical dramas. They really strike a chord with me."
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"Your mother is a head turner By that I mean that the gravitational field of her planetary body is trying to pull my head in orbit"
"How did Darth Vader cross the street? Ewoked."
"""You haven't been listening to a word I've said, have you?"" It always felt like a strange way for my girlfriend to start a conversation..."
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood"
"I bet you've already heard this It's a pretty common word."
"I've come into a lot of money lately... It's a fetish I never knew I had until now."
"""I always try to go the extra mile for my customers"" -New York's most hated cab driver Courtesy of @lordbeef on Twitter"
"You know why men die earlier than women? Because we WANT to!"
"I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you."