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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than being told by your doctor that you have gonorrhea? Being told by your dentist"

"I remember staying up all night waiting for Santa to come When he was done he'd pull up his pants and say ""See ya next year kid"""

"The man who invented Chinese Whispers has died. Pass it on."

"I hate double standards. If a baby crawls around, it's ""adorable,"" but if I do, I'm ""causing a disturbance"" and ""need to leave""? Whatever."

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard!"

"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they hate Dick's"

"I just had a brush with Death Is it weird to name your toothbrush?"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change shit."

"If I ever find out that my wife is going to be an octo-mom... I'm octa-gone."

"How does Boomhower describe the Genitals of the Lieutenant from the Reno Police Department? Dang ol' Dangle dangle."