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Joke of the Day
"I don't get new car smell air fresheners Your '98 Ford Taurus isn't fooling anyone"
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"I just went to church and had communion. Ok it was a gas station and I had 2 donuts but I did say a prayer before scratching my lotto ticket"
"What happens in vegans stays in vegans, unless they eat fiber."
"Why did the Indian chief name his daughter. 99? Because she was always under a buck"
"What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial? It doesn't matter."
"What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's popcorn?"
"Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad to be alive? I just did and I won't be allowed on this airline again"
"Can't be an atheist after getting in a subway car with no a/c because u now know hell is real"
"What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common? Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both."
"A man with Alzheimer's starts telling a joke. where am I?"