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Joke of the Day

"All these knights going on a quest for the Holy Grail was a waste. They should've just asked their moms. Moms can find anything."

"Not Going To Try This Again"

"Why can't PC gamers use Uber? Too many incompatible drivers."

"I hate the part of the conversation where the other person says things."

"Naming a dog after alcohol is cute until they run away and you scream their name until your neighbor brings you a bottle to shut you up."

"What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti halloweenies devils food cake and booberry pie !"

"My smart friend My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"What do you call a Mexican who loss his car? Carlos"

"What does the Secret Service say when Donald Trump gets shot at? ""Donald! Duck!"""

"Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female... The female egg says ""Oh my, look, I've got a crack"" ""No good telling me"" replies the male egg, ""I'm not even hard yet"""