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Joke of the Day

"My friend was run over by a car. And man did he lose his head over it."

"What's the best version of Microsoft Office? Microsoft Office 36543"

"Do you want to join the ""P"" club? Congratulations, ur-ine!"

"I'm good at multitasking and procrastinating, which means right now there are at least 28 things that I'm putting off until later."

"Whenever you see a sword swallower perform, it makes you wonder what sort of activities they used to do to make them realize they had this talent."

"Marriage is the main reason for divorce."

"What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal in New Jersey and a voluptuous lobster? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"

"What kind of bees produce milk? booBEES. I'm so sorry.."

"Jokes about PMT are like GMT. There's no physical line but there's signs that let you know when you've crossed it."

"Have you heard the one about the three bodies of water in Texas? Well, well, well..."