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Joke of the Day

"What do Muslims eat for Thanksgiving? Quran-berries!"

"I like my mashed potatoes like I like my babies smothered - thought of this while making dinner and discussing having children with my fiance... I don't think I'm ready for kids"

"how do you make a conedian and a coke dealer hate you? Steal their lines"

"My friend just passed the bar exam. I need lawyer jokes. GO! What can a goose do that a duck can't do that a lawyer won't do? . . . Stick his bill up his ass."

"What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching."

"Am I deceitful? Yes. I am not."

"In the presidential election, who does the elephant vote for? Donald Trunk."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and jesus? The face they make when you nail them."

"Starbucks job interview: ""What's your name?"" ""Alyssa"" ""Spell that please"" ""L A R I S S A"" ""When can you start?"""

"Why did Obama and liberals decide to tax aspirin? Because it's white and it works"