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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a pizza parlor owned my a couple of monks He walks up to the cashier and says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""

"Just drove past a new typewriter repair shop... That's not a front for anything illegal I'm sure..."

"Dad Jokes Who can make a good dad joke?"

"JOKE: What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes? Just look for ones that have a ""JOKE:"" disclaimer"

"How does one robber ask another how they're doing? ""How are you holding up?"""

"What did the farmer say to Lil Jon? Turnip for what"

"Why are the cops shooting so many black men? There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one."

"Kim Khardasian and Kanye West named their children North West and Saint West. But to prove I'm a worse parent... I plan on naming my children...Kim Khardashian and Kanye West"

"First time I had sex I was so scared.... I was all alone."

"Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up? Cause they don't have balls to scratch"